And if you have a travel poster in the dining room, it will almost feel like you are in Europe, eating in a Fancy European Bistro.
“People can’t believe they come ready to heat and serve.” Listen up, people: this is food in cans. That is exactly what you do with food in cans: heat it and serve it. No one said you had to actually eat it after that, though. That is optional.
So what is on the menu at your Fancy European Bistro?
Chicken Cacciatore: chicken in sauce
Kottbullar: meatballs in sauce
Beef Stroganoff: canned beef in creamy sauce
Garbanzo Soup: soup with chickpeas
French Onion Soup: soup with onions (no, it will NOT come with the toasted baguette slice and the melted cheese in the can – one hopes).
The end of the ad asks: “Are there any more Famous Foods of the world coming? Suspicious activities are visible, but test kitchen chefs maintain a discreet silence.”
I’m sure there are plenty of suspicious activities going on in those test kitchens. And I’m not surprised that the chefs don’t want to talk. Austen Powers needs to look into this, because I think Dr. Evil is involved, somehow.