Ah, there’s Alice – stuck in a barrel, with a disconnected phone. That’s the way she is when she sees her favorite color. Remember the time she went crazy in the Pepto-Bismol factory? And the time Madge served that really big cherry chiffon Jell-O mold? I don’t know what we’re going to do about her….
Pink Is For Girls
That’s why girls like Lustre-Creme. It’s the only pink shampoo. Pink says we’re rich, so rich your whole head becomes one great swirl of whipped-cream lather. Pink says we leave hair soft, and inviting to touch. And should a certain someone get too close, he’ll notice that we have a delightful “pink” fragrance, too. Pink, creamy Lustre-Creme. It’s the one shampoo made just for girls. Because pink is just for girls. You’re a girl, aren’t you?
Well, yes she is. But a few strawberries short of a pie, all the same.
[1968 ad, from Vintage Ads LiveJournal.]