You know, Sally, it isn’t just those dishwashy hands that are giving you away. Because most people at the PTA meeting haven’t dressed up like they’re going to a ball in Venice during the Renaissance.
Or like the jester in the Levittown Community Theater production of Shakespeare’s lost masterpiece, A Midsummer Night’s Sinkful (too bad it didn’t stay lost).
Sally has some enormous paws too, doesn’t she? Also they have a tendency to “scream.” Yikes. I don’t think that Ivory Soap is going to help her much, do you?
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