Well, what have we here?
One guy in a red union suit and a silly devil-horns hat with a sandwich board. One stripey lady with a large basket of picnic items. And a vaguely terrified, faintly manic-looking fellow holding a sandwich.
Clearly, they are all hanging around in a corner of Home Depot’s gardening center – because the Sandwich Board Guy is about to purchase a lovely tree, which is still in its burlap sack.
At least he’s taking home a nice tree. But what has this lady found in the Do-It-Yourself Doofus aisle?
Yes, you guessed right. She found a bargain Doofus all right – and he only cost one deviled ham sandwich!
Three cans of Underwood Deviled Ham: $3.00
Assorted picnic items: $5.00
Tacky, strangely matching hair ornaments for Union Suit Guy and Misguided Woman in green stripes: $1.50
One retro Jim Carrey buttoned up to his neck in a green Lacoste shirt: Priceless.