Dick and Jane are playing tennis. But they are not having any fun. Even though tennis is quite good fun.
What can be the matter?
Oh look. Dick has spotted Beth on the next court. Beth is smiling at the tennis instructor. See Beth’s teeth sparkle in the sunlight!
Dick is really checking out Beth. Boy oh boy, what a smile! Now Dick is smiling too. He does not notice Jane.
Uh oh, Dick. Jane is mad as a wet hen.
Dick is not thinking clearly today. Otherwise he would not say that he finds Beth’s smile quite fetching. No, Dick, no. Jane does not like this sort of conversation.
But Dick blunders on. He suggests that Jane use Dr. West’s Toothpaste. Just like Beth does. Then Jane will have white teeth. Dick thinks that this advice will make Jane happy.
But Jane is not happy. She has had this problem with Dick before. She says: so this time it’s her smile that you admire! Dick is a two-time loser.
Why look at Beth again, Dick? Why, Dick, why? You know that Jane is going to hit you with her tennis racket any second now.
But Dick is enchanted with Dr. West’s Toothpaste. He cannot help himself. Dr.West’s Toothpaste, after all, is Double-Quick.
Just like Jane and her tennis racket.
See Dick duck and run for cover. Run, Dick, run.
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