Well, which Valentine are you?
SLICKER MOE
A love of Brylcreem and of oil
Will any head of hair bespoil
Moe adds a mustache and is able
To look like a shiny fake Clark Gable.*
FUZZY LARRY
Larry is terribly confused
And his hair is also much bemused
To see him in an awful rush:
He has not thought about a brush.
CURLY CURLY
No nyuk-nyuk-nyuk will come from him
His humor is quite stark and grim
Because his hat is smaller than his nostril
And as a cover-up is prepostril.
AND FINALLY…THE BONUS OUT-OF-CONTEXT ZEPPO!
Then there’s the guy whose hair’s a dreaml
Who smiles and primps and likes to beaml
He has a lot of self-esteeml
Because of course he uses Kreml.
Happy V-Day from the Ersatz Three Stooges, and, of course, Kreml shampoo!
* Please note that at the bottom of the ad they say that Kreml is 80% olive oil! So how is that going to help Moe?
You'd think they'd have had Shemp in that fourth spot not Zeppo. Curious.
This was a good one. 80% olive oil? That is something that needs some more research…
Have a nice day. BTW, Great post!
Oh they all look so skeevy … which one to pick. which one to pick…And thats some shiny shiny hair!
Tori – Shemp would have made more sense.Mr. S – Thanks!Tracy – It's a tough choice! I pick None of the Above, myself.
I'm just grateful for a lighthearted ad. I'm still a little jumpy after the Kreml 1930's film noir snuff flick mash-up.
Good post. I enjoyed reading this. Thanks for sharing this to us.
80% olive oil??? In a pinch, it could be used in salad dressing!