Well, which Valentine are you?
A love of Brylcreem and of oil
Will any head of hair bespoil
Moe adds a mustache and is able
To look like a shiny fake Clark Gable.*
Larry is terribly confused
And his hair is also much bemused
To see him in an awful rush:
He has not thought about a brush.
No nyuk-nyuk-nyuk will come from him
His humor is quite stark and grim
Because his hat is smaller than his nostril
And as a cover-up is prepostril.
AND FINALLY…THE BONUS OUT-OF-CONTEXT ZEPPO!
Then there’s the guy whose hair’s a dreaml
Who smiles and primps and likes to beaml
He has a lot of self-esteeml
Because of course he uses Kreml.
Happy V-Day from the Ersatz Three Stooges, and, of course, Kreml shampoo!
* Please note that at the bottom of the ad they say that Kreml is 80% olive oil! So how is that going to help Moe?