1. Make the snake sit on your head to mimic a cunning little hat. Bribe it with the promise of a makeover.
2. Put a gold buckle on its head. Ignore hissing and protesting. Tell snake you know a thing or two more about fashion than it does.
3. Put dusting powder all over the Garden of Eden, to brighten it up.
4. Put a nice shiny red apple in middle of powder. Give it a sidelong sultry look. Ignore snake’s sarcastic remarks about people who think they are like movie stars just because they spill powder on the ground and try to impress pieces of fruit.
5. Put moisturizing cream on snake to beautify scaly skin. Hope that it will shut snake up.
6. Apply Revlon’s new Fatal Apple Lipstick. Fatal? Wait – maybe you should dress up like Snow White! Ignore snickering from snake on head.
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