Take a gander at this lamp, honey!
It’s lovely, darling. I…what exactly am I supposed to be noticing?
Well, gosh, honey, I just fixed this lamp with Kester Cored, that’s all. Thought you’d be a little more excited. Supportive.
What’s Kester Cord, darling? Is it string?
Kester Cored, with an ‘e.’ It’s…like glue. I think. Fixing this here lamp makes feel like a new man! Don’t you think this is amazing?
Yes, darling. It’s lovely. Now please – put it down. I don’t want it right up in my face.You’re scaring me with that thing.
Aw, come on, take it! Look at the wiring. And the lampshade. It’s the one I was wearing last New Year’s Eve, remember?
Well, it’s just that I need a little space, darling. I’m wearing high heels and I’m a few seconds away from falling on my keister.
Why, ha ha, that’s exactly what happened to the lamp! Lucky for you we have Kester Cored, dear.
[Here comes the punchline, everybody duck!]
Or should I say, Keister Cored!