It’s Monday morning, so it is time once again to “take a look in your morning mirror” and see if you have dry skin. Is your face an alluring magnet or is it the face of a lumberjack with a complexion flakier than a French pastry?
You’d just better hope not, because dry skin is what “makes 3 out of 4 women unhappy.” Well? Are you dehydrated and unhappy? If you are, you may expect your husband to phone you later and say “I won’t be home tonight!”
But you will know what to do, if such is the case. As soon as you get the Dreaded Phone Call, simply put on your finest cocktail attire complete with big hat. And don’t forget to grab that axe on the way out the door. Then head for the nearest telephone pole and start chopping!
Oh, and then go home and wash your face with Beauty in the Morning.
You know, maybe he won’t be home tonight because he’s afraid of her – smiling like that and holding a large axe. I don’t think soap is really the issue here, do you? And now that I think of it, let’s make sure we hide the Bee Hive Syrup from this lady, OK?
Thank you Ad Access for this strange gem from 1948 .