For ACTIVE people…a great source of food energy!
…Yeah, and it’s also a great source of energy for hyperactive people, too! I mean, just take a look at what is going on over there on the right.
This gentleman clearly does not need to be consuming any Bee Hive Corn Syrup. In fact, it might be wise to keep him away from sugar of any kind, altogether.
And also away from the furniture, come to think of it.
I really don’t like the perky look in his eye. And he doesn’t seem to be holding the axe properly, from the little I know (I have watched other people split firewood so, yes, big expert here!)
Also, the can of corn syrup is roughly the same size as the tree trunk. We really need to take that away, too. That’s going to be split in two next.
This slightly wrinkly ad is from the 1950 newspaper that was in the basement floor joists until last month, when it was recovered during an archeological expedition which was taking place alongside some renovations. I am going to be ironing and scanning the rest of the paper later today. I hope I can get more wrinkles out than I did with this hyper woodsman and his axe.