“Luster-Foam creates a dainty, stimulating bubble bath which cleans teeth thrilling new ways…Don’t be a back number. Wake up your mouth…”
Listen, if you get so excited brushing your teeth that you get it all over your face – you really need to get out a little more. Maybe take up a new hobby. Dare I say, get a life?
Oh, I do. I do dare.
Because Luster-Foam Lady? You are scaring me a little…
From that wild and crazy magazine, Ladies’ Home Journal (1939).