Madame Zeus says that she will please and amaze us all if we send a dollar and our names and birthdates to her.
It would please and amaze me to learn the answers to these questions:
-Why does she think I will be afraid of what she can find out about me? What exactly does she think I’ve been up to?
-Why Madame Zeus and not, say, Madame Hera? Hera was Zeus’ wife, after all, in Greek mythology. Is there then a Monsieur Hera? If so, what does he do?
-How is it that Madame Zeus can be “Of London, England,” yet her contact address is in Oakland, California? That’s quite a commute every day, you know.
And if she isn’t commuting, and her bags of mail aren’t being forwarded…I suspect Monsieur has been up to something that will amaze us all. And I’m not afraid to find out what it is, either.