How dare Mr. W.A. Fox, a gentleman to whom you have not even been introduced, make a mockery of the state of your teeth!
He claims to have some “quite expensive” potion, beloved by the chic ladies over in France. That is where all the beauty secrets have been hiding, usually for at least 25 years (40, in this case) but are only just now becoming available. And why is that, Monsieur Fox? Is it because the chic ladies are sorry for you and your nicotine smile? Or perhaps it is because they have a new secret, one that actually – works…
But for now, let us say that this Email Diamant will make your yellow fangs acceptably white. Why, they will become so very, very white and bright that you might also see a sizable reduction in the electricity bill!
You too will become a Continental Sophisticate, lounging about feeling “amazingly gratified” (Sacre Bleu, I dare not imagine why). Soon you will be wearing dark glasses everywhere, zipping around in a blue convertible, trailing a scarf and laughing with your head thrown back. Don’t forget to look at the road though. And watch out for the scarf too, Isadora.
Thank you very much to Uh…Bob over at Flickr for the amazing ad! I’m guessing this is 1950s vintage, as $2.98 doesn’t seem that expensive in a 1960s context.