In the end it’s best to just rip it right out. It’s cathartic! There will be new beauty for you, after all.
The Mahler Epilator is here to help. It will bring permanent relief! From all sorts of things.
That sounds ominous. How will an Epilator help relieve this girl of her annoying roommate, her love problems, of the enormous bills she ran up at the beauty parlor? Perhaps the Epilator will march in and demand a refund of her money.
I certainly would.
Also, if you use this thing, you will be charming and have new freedom of mind. Oh, yes you will! You cannot resist the power of the Mahler Epilator.
And yet our heroine looks thoughtful – conflicted, you might say. She looks like charm and freedom of mind are not things she’s well acquainted with.
That’s the way it is in the film-noir world of beauty. And epilators.
Ad from Cosmopolitan (1966), where you can find all kinds of other things to worry about, too.