Well, all I know is, that when you have a nice patina on your metalware, the absolute last thing you want to do is polish it.
That is because the patina will, um, come off.
So this makes absolutely no sense at all.
Nice try, though.
Tomorrow I have some people to thank for awards and memes and stuff, plus a Thanksgiving-themed ad – oh, and it will also be Thanksgiving! So I’m going to work with that.
What is not working at the moment is my Humor Blogs feed. The feed is like Wright’s Silver Cleaner (straining for analogy here) because “its popularity comes from the results it gives.” Yessirree.
Maybe I took the patina off it by mistake.