This is, in fact, “fall’s favorite leisure look.” I didn’t know that the season actually cared about what we were wearing. I guess it doesn’t care that vinyl leatherette plus a back zipper equals the need to carry a crowbar around in your purse so you can be efficient in the washroom.
Still, fashion is a cruel taskmaster. And when you team these leggings with that lovely nylon sweater on one of those starts-cool, becomes-ridiculously-hot fall days, you will know exactly what that means.
The model even has that unbreathing sweater tucked in! How can she smile? How can she possibly be happy about this situation?
And will you look at her friend! Her friend’s entire top half has disappeared. Now, that’s unhappy.
So here’s Frederick’s of Hollywood – blaming fall for these terrible clothes. How dare he/they claim that delightful autumn is responsible? Everyone knows that if fall has any favorite fashions, they are cotton T shirts, jeans and a cotton knit sweater.
Cotton! Cotton is fall’s favorite, Frederick. Not leatherette. And not nylon. I think you are projecting. I think that they are your favorites.
I can just hear the analyst now. Tell me – how long have you been projecting your own likes and dislikes onto inanimate representations of the seasons?
And the model – how much hostility is she concealing, do you think? And how much therapy is she going to be needing after the fashion shoot?
Never mind what sort of treatment her semi-apparent colleague will be requiring…