Hyatt Gothic

Was this supposed to be a recreation of American Gothic? Because that couple looked like they would be pretty scary to eat with. In fact, having a meal would be about the last thing on your mind. The first thing would be to get away from them.

Same deal here. I don’t want this guy’s veggies. Look at him with the pitchfork! He ain’t giving that basket of goodies to anybody – least of all that weirdo chef. Ad from Newsweek, 1977. Grant Wood’s little masterpiece from Wikipedia. Thanks, Wikipedia.

Go away, I have a pitchfork.