Uh, no. I will NOT get you another Gin and Anything.
You have done enough smoking and nibbling. And if you do any more gabbing the remaining three guests behind you will leave. After they have finished laughing behind your back.
Let’s just put this guy in a cab, OK?
But what if he’s the host, ordering his wife to bring him another Fleischmann’s?
Then she can have the cab.

I wouldn’t see anything wrong with getting him a Gin and Dog Shit cocktail…
Why do I have the feeling he’s got a ton of gold necklaces hiding under his shirt….?
I think they all need a ton of drinks to forget their fashion style!
Really? That’s the guy they thought could sell this? Even for the seventies this guy just says “Loser”
Get that man a gin and mustache clipper on the double!
…..what about the striped guy in the background? Is his wife the one standing to our right, and the woman he’s sleazing on to the one who got his key out of the ashtray?
I’ll bet this ad was secretly funded by Alcoholics Anonymous.
He certainly can’t compete with the guy with the Chin. If you can’t win, drink some Gin.
And Chinman seems to be quietly flipping him the finger there. “Suffer checked jacket dude. These babes dig my multicolored stripes.”
Hi Lidian
This is the kind of man that gives me 1970s nightmares… Yikes! Liquor and cigarettes in the same ad? Boy times have changed LOL
Thank you for your sweet note about the farmhouse
hugs,
rue
OK, this is the funniest ad yet! I didn’t even get far enough to read the copy underneath. It appears Fleichmann’s hired Larry the Used Car Salesman instead of a male model to save money. I can’t figure out what’s below his belt…is he wearing baby blue pants or is that his napkin?
Yeah, I don’t b’lieve I’d care to be at a party with that dude!
Oh my god, that is hilarious. And, it makes me think of yeast. Doesn’t Fleischman’s make yeast? And, that guy makes me think of STDs.
Did any mustachioed man in the 1970s NOT look like a porn star?
This is hilarious. Taking this ad differently, he doesn’t look like he is asking for a long anything. He looks like he has something in mind.
That’s one of the most disturbing ads I’ve ever seen. O_o