No, Bobby, surely you don’t object to Mother’s emulsified nose drops! She fixes you with that steely smile, grasping your chin in her visor grip.
Mother bears a strong resemblance to the young Joan Crawford. It – it couldn’t be, could it? Joan would’ve used this stuff, I think. “Extraordinarily effective,” indeed. I’ll just bet they are. Look at the smile on Bobby! He’s been emulsified for some time now.
And why are they compaing the nose drops to – ew- fresh cream? Imagine the terrifying cooking mistakes Joan might make. Or are they mistakes?