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My Chemical Mitt Romance
Posted by Lidian on August 13, 2008
For people who are just sick of soap, bored with Bon Ami – hate the sight of seismotite. What you need is a Chemical Mitt!
It is apparently a mitt loaded with – well, chemicals. What sort of chemicals, this little ad does not say. But they are all in there. And they will clean your windows (and your windshield) like – like the Bon Ami, really. Everything will be shiny! And clean! There will be no streaks.
All will be at one with the universe.
But I think you have to be an Agent to get one. A Secret Agent, perhaps. Maybe you can use them when doing battle with the agents over at KAOS (thank you Erica for reminding me of the right spelling!). Or there is a secret camera concealed in the mitt that takes pictures while you pretend to clean windows at the enemies’ hideaway. Even the bad guys hate a dirty streaky window, you know!
Agent 99 (pictured above) knows how to wield the Chemical Mitt. Maxwell Smart, not so much.
Here’s a clip where Maxwell is having trouble with a door:
Tori Lennox said
That mitt is probably loaded with all the chemicals we now know cause cancer! =8-0
Amy said
I love Maxwell Smart, there’s something about those old tv shows that still have me watching them
Erica said
Not Chaos — KAOS!!!
My husband didn’t know how to pronounce that “chay-ose” word for ten years because he watched Get Smart as a young child, and assumed that “kaos” was how it was supposed to be spelled.
Bill said
Does anyone know the phrase that KAOS represented? Something Soviet & Cold War, I imagine.