Some Questionable Advice

“Realise that there’s more than the sun to catch on holiday.” Oh yes, that’s true enough. But perhaps you might not want to be catching it. In which case, tell the Two Wild and Crazy Guys in the shades to get lost! There’s no telling what you might catch, hanging around with them.

The fact that one of them is wearing a turtleneck at a swimming pool should be reason enough to be wary. Not that you need more reasons. But then, you girls are wearing what appears to be badly-sewn sacks made out of old kitchen curtains.

They are clothes that will get you noticed, all right. But look at what they’re attracting! Now we are back to the problems referred to in the first paragraph.

The girl on the right is modelling the Trendy Mennonite look, brand new for 1971. That’s a lot of leg for a Mennonite to show! Plus she is drinking. Mind you, if I was there I would also need a drink.

Are these people even “abroad”?  Perhaps they went on a tour of Suburban Backyards of America. They thought they were going to the Greek Islands. Next time, make sure you get a real travel agent. I think they not only relied on Woolworth’s (Woolworth’s!!) for their fashion needs, but booked the holiday there as well.